Ohhhh, honey. Grab your popcorn, pour yourself a skinny margarita, and let’s talk about one of the juiciest comedy feuds that never really became a feud—because one of the parties actually had the self-control to keep his mouth shut.

Forget Hollywood heartthrobs — the latest “bad boy” making headlines is no actor. He’s Iván Archivaldo Guzmán Salazar, son of the infamous Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, and the U.S. Government just slapped a $10 million price tag on his head.