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If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I wish I could wake up every day and stare at Biscayne Bay like a mildly overworked reggaeton superstar,” great news: Nicky Jam is subletting his lifestyle.
Yes, the hitmaker has listed his 3,100-square-foot Elysee Miami condo in Edgewater, perfect for anyone who has $4 million lying around—or, thanks to a freshly slashed price, a bargain-basement $3.695 million, which in Miami real estate terms is basically “free.”
What You Get for the Price of a Small Country’s GDP
Unit 601 includes:
- Three bedrooms (for you and the ghosts of your bad financial decisions)
- Three and a half bathrooms (because the half bath is where you cry about the mortgage)
- A full-length bay-facing balcony, one of only two in the entire building—ideal for sipping overpriced cold brew and pretending the sea level isn’t rising directly underneath you
This architectural gem was designed by Bernardo Fort-Brescia, the man behind several Miami towers and possibly the only person who can make concrete look like it has an AmEx Black Card.
Why Is He Selling?
Hard to say. Maybe he realized Miami has two seasons—Hurricane and Construction—or maybe he just wanted a place where neighbors wouldn’t FaceTime during pool yoga. Either way, the price drop looks suspiciously like the universal sign for “Please, for the love of God, buy this before interest rates go up again.”
So Should You Buy It?
If you want:
- To brag that you live in the same building once inhabited by a reggaeton legend
- To host balcony parties where everyone pretends they know about architecture
- To spend millions on a condo that still won’t guarantee parking during Art Basel
—then absolutely. This place is your destiny.
Otherwise, feel free to just scroll through the photos and imagine what life would be like if your net worth had a comma in the fun place.
